If Capricorn had a Sunday to-do list.

If Capricorn had a Sunday to-do list (and duh, of course it does!) it would look like this:

AM

-Run a marathon

-Write a book

-Attend spiritual service

-Meet with friends for a quick social brunch

AFTERNOON

-Meal prep for the next year

-Color-code closet

-Dyson house

-Arrange ten vases of fresh roses

PM

-Cook dinner for the neighborhood

-Perform a skincare routine rivaling that of Dr. Brandt

-Sit down for 5 minutes of Bravo

-Sleep (Because everything has to be scheduled)

-No wait, there is more work to do.

-Ok, sleep. But only for a few hours.

Capricorn means business.

First.

And all that other stuff that comes with life? 

Second.

Which is why Capricorn wants — no, needs— a uniform. Who has time for fluffy styling when there is important work to do?!

Besides, fluff and frills don’t communicate the seriousness of the Capricorn CEO. No, this sea goat wants strong shoulders and joints that hold up well on the climb to the top. 

And since reputation is everything, you will find only the best of the best in the Capricorn closet — even if that best comes from Goodwill. Cap knows how to hunt down a gem at bargain basement prices. After all, it is the King of quality vintage finds, preferring timeless luxury and classic style over flashy, obnoxious trends.

Did you know the house of Lanvin, named after its founder Jeanne Lanvin, who shines with a Capricorn Sun, is the “oldest surviving [European] fashion house in continuous existence.” (BOF) I’m not surprised. The looks were designed to express sophistication and elegance through line and shape, narrowing at the waist and extending at the shoulders to simulate a power pose. Of course, Lanvin was going to make her way to the top and stay there.

Reserved, buttoned and smart, Capricorn wears their clothes - never the other way around. The looks can be androgynous: strong suiting with ties and suspenders for women and pleated pants with the silkiest cashmere shirts for men. Finish both looks with a shiny leather oxford.

What else might you find in Cap’s wardrobe? Well, since it invented the capsule (imo)…staples: turtleneck, blazer, button-down, t-shirt, practical denim, leather tote, jet-black or tortoise sunnies, the LBD, a fur stole or cape, and a simple set of diamonds or pearls.

It’s all about that Old Money, honey!